TOKYO’S LONGEST SHOPPING STREET IS FULL OF UNHINGED FLAVOR Togoshi Ginza is 1.3km of pure food chaos — locals grilling, frying, and deep-frying anything that moves. I got caught in a rainstorm, panic-entered a tiny spot called Tori & Deli, and somehow ended up face-to-face with a sign that said “Japan’s Largest Chicken Sandwich – 700 yen.” For $4.55, this thing was basically grand theft poultry. Crispy, juicy, unreasonably large — like someone deep-fried a mattress and called it lunch. Paired it with a beer and some fried chicken cartilage (don’t judge, you’ve eaten worse). Then I found a gachapon shop full of unhinged capsule toys and adopted a gecko in pajamas named Stanley. He’s my emotional support lizard now. Closed it out with sweet potato ice cream at Unagiimo, which was good until I realized their mascot looked like a black hole trying to read my browser history. Anyway, 10/10 day. Left with wet shoes, mild trauma, and a lifelong bond with a chicken sandwich. #tokyofood #...