If you have a senior in high school, this may ring true. We kept seeing the same $15 breakfast charge on our credit card. Our son insisted it was “the greatest breakfast on the planet,” so we made him bring one home—and recreated it as 14 HUGE freezer breakfast burritos for about $4 each. You can find a Trader Joe’s shopping list + detailed instructions on our Substack! LOADED BREAKFAST BURRITOS ~850–950 cal | 45–50g protein | 50–60g carbs | 50–55g fat each 24 eggs ½ cup whole milk Salt + pepper 1½ cups shredded cheddar 2 packs bacon 2 lb breakfast sausage 1 lb Black Forest ham, chopped ~24 oz frozen tater tots 1 bunch scallions, sliced 14 large 12” tortillas Butter/oil + paprika Heat oven to 425°F. Lay 1 pack bacon on a parchment-lined sheet pan, cover with parchment and stack a second sheet pan on top. Lay the second pack of bacon on the top pan and bake until crisp. On another rack, bake tots 15–20 min, or until golden and crispy. Whisk eggs with milk, salt + pepper. Heat a l...