This just in: A Skyline student informant spotted a peculiar figure, face down and alone in the quad. It’s a strangely familiar story… Our dedicated crew rushed out and recovered him two seconds before he was whisked away to Lost & Found (intervened for… narrative purposes — we swear it’s for the greater good). So now begins: Operation - Reunite Goobert We don’t know who this soft little space bean is, but we know this: 
– One eye. Full commitment.
– Legs like socks, lips like whoa.
– Radiates chaotic good energy.
– Needs a bath, like, yesterday. If this intergalactic plush companion belongs to you — or you’ve seen someone cradling a green cyclops with a flair for dramatic exits — help us reconnect them.
 Until then, Goobert is under emotional surveillance in our office. 🎶 Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonbeams home in a jar…? 🎶
 Goobert clearly tried. And honestly, same. #SkylineCollege #FoundAtSkyline #OperationGoobert #GoobertWatch #LostAndFabulous #PlushSagaContin...