The problem with Meatless Mondays, you see, is that it makes it seem difficult to not eat dead animals seven days a week. It’s not difficult at all. In fact, it’s just as easy as not shooting people seven days a week. Do any meat-eaters really practice Meatless Mondays, and take it seriously? Can you imagine this dialogue: “Hey, want to go out for a pepperoni pizza?” “Sorry, I can’t. It’s a matter of principle—it’s Monday. I can go tomorrow.” Anytime someone tells you he’s doing Meatless Mondays, call him up three Mondays later and ask him what he had for lunch. #meatlessmondays #veganism