Darling….pick your nursing home roommate carefully. You need someone who’ll hide the evidence, not press the call button. 😂💋 📬 Send this to the bestie you plan on being a public disturbance with 40 years from now! 💃💃 You’ll still spend three weeks trying to pick a lunch date. Still call her afterward and talk for another hour…from your driveway. Still say, “We’re just browsing,” and come home with matching outfits neither husband nor bank account needed to know about. 🤣 By then, “Did you bring protection?” will mean sunscreen, reading glasses, and something for acid reflux. Your purse will sound like a pharmacy when you set it down. And “Let’s do something crazy” might mean coffee after 3 p.m. But give you two ONE look across a quiet room? Done. Shoulders shaking. Mascara running. Both pretending it’s a cough. 😂 You’ll be dressed like you’re headed to a gala, splitting an appetizer because dinner’s at 4, and whispering, “Don’t turn around…” She’s already turned around...