Nvidia put $30 billion into OpenAI, and OpenAI keeps buying enormous amounts of Nvidia computing power. In this satirical office skit, one employee follows the money in a loop while a colleague insists it is all just a healthy ecosystem, right up until the one question nobody put on the slide. The investment was revealed on Feb. 27, when OpenAI announced $110 billion in new funding at a $730 billion pre-money valuation, with Nvidia and SoftBank each committing $30 billion and Amazon committing $50 billion. OpenAI later said on March 31 that the round closed with $122 billion in committed capital at an $852 billion post-money valuation. The chip side of the relationship is just as large. Alongside the funding announcement, OpenAI said it secured 3 gigawatts of dedicated inference capacity and 2 gigawatts of training capacity on Nvidia's Vera Rubin systems, building on the Hopper and Blackwell hardware it already runs. OpenAI also has separate supply deals with AMD, Broadcom and Cerebras...