Posted @withregram • @eclectickurves On the journey to finding the perfect rose 🌹, you gotta be prepared to get pricked by a few thorns🥀. It’s #EKLoveWeek y’all! I asked YOU to tell me your dating HORROR stories and these are a few of my faves👇🏾❤️: “I mentioned my sister was a teacher and he responded he believed all teachers were pedophiles 😳.” “[On a date] ...he told me everything bad about him (including he only had one testicle) and then excused himself to go poop.” 💩🚽😬 “We got pulled over on the way home and he started PANICKING. Turns out he has a warrant out for lots of speeding tickets! He got arrested and I had to drive his car back to his place!” 🤬🏎 “Went on a blind date (boating and fishing are not my thing). Guy brings his friend so I’m instantly the 3rd wheel. Fishing goes fine. He drives me back to my car. His friend and him proceed to say awful jokes about a car...and just keep bashing the car. It was MY car. It was all I could afford. I never spoke to h...