Whitney said it best: “crack IS wack”. Please meet Pastor Enslaved. I believe she is the co-pastor at Pastor Slavery’s church. Well, not really. But she might as well be because…TF?! What are we talking about here? How you gonna belittle and demean an entire continent of people? And your ancestors at that? We do agree on one point: the conditions of slavery were bad as are the conditions of the crack house. We should avoid both—at all costs. She ain’t even say this…I’m just trying to give sis the benefit of the doubt. Help us, Jesus!