Test 2: Sweating like a Pig Heading out for the Pig Chipper event I knew it was going to be hot, but boy were we in for it. We were waiting in the tunnel when the medical team wheeled @coachnmathew and @colten_mertens past us with severe cramps. It did not spark joy. The looks the rest of the gang were wearing didn’t help either. Here goes nothing. Prep the ice baths. It was a simple event. You needed to save it for the back half. The women were slipping a lot on the pig so I brought a towel out keep from turning into a soupy mess on the pig and wall balls. Controlled on the way down, I broke up the gymnastics lots but they were still the hardest 100 wall balls I’ve ever done. I tucked my towel in my shorts to stage by the ball but forgot all about it until I was doing pull ups and it was hitting me in the back of the head. It shook loose and I accidentally kicked it over to the wall ball station while I was on the bar. Perfect execution. Things were going to plan until about 80 wall ...