Moments like this are a regular occurrence for me. I often find myself juggling three phones, not in the manner of a circus fool but of a business trailblazer. Here you can see me on one of my weekly calls with god, the devil, and the remnants of my past self and I’m informing all three of them that neither me nor my business can be stopped. There are many people out there who may say I’m not all about business. This is not only inherently false, but also offensive to me and my phones. I am business and business is me. I have no mortal soul. My soul has departed the mortal plane to merge with the everlasting life force of my business. If you’d allow me, I’d now like to take a moment to personally thank the system that provides me and my business with the resources needed to flourish. Dear Capitalism, Thank you. Thank you for being there for me. Thank you for allowing me to do business and make the world a better place for myself and my business. Your presence makes me sleep bet...