Welcome back to Weird NHL — and this week’s holiday edition delivers an all-time lineup of chaos, mishaps, bizarre bounces, and moments that only this league can produce. We kick things off in Calgary with a national anthem mix-up at the Saddledome, followed by a visiting Flames fan getting playfully roasted by the Blues broadcast. Even Santa makes an early rinkside appearance. In Colorado, Gabriel Landeskog finally breaks through after being cursed by the hockey gods all season, including three disallowed goals. Rasmus Andersson brings back his infamous stare-down with full November energy. In Philadelphia, Gritty inserts himself into a scrum between Edmonton and the Flyers. We see an incredible close call involving Boston Bruins goaltender Jeremy Swayman, and around the league we see a full serving of fortunate — and unfortunate — bounces. The Tampa Bay Lightning endure a quadruple sequence of bad luck: • Erik Černák accidentally pushes the puck across his own goal line • Andrei ...